THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING APRON
/ EYE DONT COOK
/ THIS IS BC NUTRITIONAL PELLETS GROW OUT OF THE WALLS AS A SUPERNATURAL & BIOLOGICAL PROCESS OF THE WEATHER LAIR
/ WELL SUMTIMES EYE DEW COOK
/ EYE PUT HARVESTED NUTRITIONAL PELLETS IN2 A BOWL, POUR IN ALMOND MILK, & MICROWAVE THAT 4 5 MINUTES
/ DOES THAT COUNT AS COOKING?
/ IF U COOK 4 REAL U MAY NEED 2 PROTECT UR CLOTHING FROM FOOD
/ SO WEAR THIS APRON
THIS APRON COMES WITH A TIE-BACK CLOSURE TO FIT SECURELY, A SEWN-IN CARE LABEL FOR GUESSWORK-FREE MAINTENANCE, AND A HIGHLY DURABLE 100% POLYESTER CANVAS CONSTRUCTION FOR TOP-TIER DURABILITY. COMES WITH BLACK, BEIGE, BLUE, PINK, OR WHITE STRAP COLOR, AND IN ONE SIZE: 31.5" X 25.6".
.: MATERIAL: 100% POLYESTER CANVAS
.: ONE SIZE: 31.5" X 25.6" (80CM X 65CM)
.: BLACK, WHITE, BEIGE, BLUE AND PINK STRAP COLOR OPTIONS
.: TIE-BACK CLOSURE
.: SEWN-IN CARE LABEL
.: ASSEMBLED IN THE USA FROM GLOBALLY SOURCED PARTS
.: WHITE HEM THREAD